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out of this world of sorrow and misery is marvellous [sic]. And
after they have "overturned the pail" or "stepped
out" of this world their comfort and pleasure are most carefully
looked after when they are planted under the sod. The statistics
of an eastern town among other things tending to show the activity
and improvements of the place, gravely suggests that it bids
fair to have one of the most pleasant graveyards in the state. In
fact the beauty of the resting place offers so many inducements
that people die for the sake of coming back in their ghostly capacity
to see their beautiful graves, and read the flattery inscribed on
their tombstones and the puffs in the newspapers.
Our institutions are too free and liberal to throw any obstacles
in the way of those who would exercise a little brief authority,
and he who wishes to enjoy a high seat in the synagogue straightway
announces his party and principles, puts on his electioneering working
clothes and stumps it. If he has a good strong voice and a great
lack of what is called modest merit, his chance of being
elected is considered good.
Uncle Sam though enjoying plenty of room to shake himself, has
no false delicacy in matters of territory, but when he perceives
his relatives a little....... continued
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